<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675</id><updated>2012-02-15T23:01:28.773-08:00</updated><category term='Misc'/><category term='Videos'/><category term='jokes'/><category term='Music Videos'/><title type='text'>Jack Skeleton</title><subtitle type='html'>The Nightmare Before Christmas</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-5658723260814701350</id><published>2008-04-20T16:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-07T16:56:29.211-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Videos'/><title type='text'>The Nightmare Before Christmas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;The Nightmare Before Christmas Trailers (1993)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8qrB9I3DM80&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8qrB9I3DM80&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-5658723260814701350?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/5658723260814701350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=5658723260814701350' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/5658723260814701350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/5658723260814701350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/04/nightmare-before-christmas.html' title='The Nightmare Before Christmas'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-7401254944907064139</id><published>2008-03-07T17:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-07T17:40:09.936-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music Videos'/><title type='text'>Jack Skeleton dreamer tribute</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Jack Skeleton&lt;br /&gt;dreamer tribute&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-DEHiNxLnmY"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-DEHiNxLnmY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-7401254944907064139?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/7401254944907064139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=7401254944907064139' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/7401254944907064139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/7401254944907064139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/jack-skeleton-dreamer-tribute.html' title='Jack Skeleton dreamer tribute'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-1182502970523815351</id><published>2008-03-07T09:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T01:43:48.932-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><title type='text'>HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R9F4v8fA-EI/AAAAAAAABPA/1twyfLknTFg/s1600-h/viviane_jack.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R9F4v8fA-EI/AAAAAAAABPA/1twyfLknTFg/s200/viviane_jack.jpg" alt="Jack Skeleton" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175050211910809666" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When does a skeleton laugh?&lt;br /&gt;When something tickles his funny bone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why don't skeletons like parties?&lt;br /&gt;They have no body to dance with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who won the skeleton beauty contest?&lt;br /&gt;No body&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do skeletons say before they begin dining?&lt;br /&gt;Bone appetite !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?&lt;br /&gt;It's good for the bones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?&lt;br /&gt;He didn't have the guts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is a young skeleton?&lt;br /&gt; A skeleteen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do skeletons like to eat?&lt;br /&gt; Ribs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?&lt;br /&gt; Red Skeleton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you call a stupid skeleton?&lt;br /&gt; A numbskull&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is a skeleton's favorite insult?&lt;br /&gt; The word 'Bonehead'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How does a skeleton get into his house?&lt;br /&gt; With a skeleton key&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do skeletons have nightmares of?&lt;br /&gt; Dogs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What forms of major education do skeletons attend?&lt;br /&gt;High Skull&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?&lt;br /&gt;2000 Bone-us points&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-1182502970523815351?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/1182502970523815351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=1182502970523815351' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/1182502970523815351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/1182502970523815351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/if-condoms-had-sponsors.html' title='HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R9F4v8fA-EI/AAAAAAAABPA/1twyfLknTFg/s72-c/viviane_jack.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-3733479332242969508</id><published>2008-03-05T08:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T08:14:13.718-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music Videos'/><title type='text'>MARILYN MANSON This Is Halloween</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;MARILYN MANSON&lt;br /&gt;This Is Halloween&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jU6iP0WLsU8"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jU6iP0WLsU8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-3733479332242969508?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/3733479332242969508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=3733479332242969508' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/3733479332242969508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/3733479332242969508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/marilyn-manson-this-is-halloween.html' title='MARILYN MANSON This Is Halloween'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-7025913195327573735</id><published>2008-03-05T08:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T08:05:26.365-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Videos'/><title type='text'>This Is Halloween</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Jack Skeleton's Video&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;This Is Halloween&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xpvdAJYvofI"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xpvdAJYvofI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-7025913195327573735?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/7025913195327573735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=7025913195327573735' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/7025913195327573735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/7025913195327573735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/this-is-halloween.html' title='This Is Halloween'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-2248658175134153271</id><published>2008-03-05T07:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T01:43:49.112-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><title type='text'>You don't know Jack Schitt !</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R87CDxxzN2I/AAAAAAAABME/gLv2B4a2bfM/s1600-h/JackSkeleton.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R87CDxxzN2I/AAAAAAAABME/gLv2B4a2bfM/s200/JackSkeleton.jpg" alt="Jack Skeleton" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174286392052889442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;You don't know Jack Schitt !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-2248658175134153271?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/2248658175134153271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=2248658175134153271' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/2248658175134153271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/2248658175134153271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/you-dont-know-jack-schitt.html' title='You don&apos;t know Jack Schitt !'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R87CDxxzN2I/AAAAAAAABME/gLv2B4a2bfM/s72-c/JackSkeleton.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-9024595729731135084</id><published>2008-03-04T10:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T08:17:49.934-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music Videos'/><title type='text'>Wake The Dead</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;THE USED&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Wake The Dead&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xh_wcRRIy28"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xh_wcRRIy28" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-9024595729731135084?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/9024595729731135084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=9024595729731135084' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/9024595729731135084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/9024595729731135084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/wake-dead.html' title='Wake The Dead'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-8864048363654567889</id><published>2008-03-04T10:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-04T10:39:23.455-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Videos'/><title type='text'>What's This?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Jack Skeleton's Video&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What's This&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YaxKiZfQcX8"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YaxKiZfQcX8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-8864048363654567889?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/8864048363654567889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=8864048363654567889' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/8864048363654567889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/8864048363654567889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/03/whats-this.html' title='What&apos;s This?'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-7472063927686242227</id><published>2008-02-11T00:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T01:43:49.342-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><title type='text'>The Three Wishes</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R82VWxhRl9I/AAAAAAAABL0/TPWcA7mRqsk/s1600-h/154381_l.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R82VWxhRl9I/AAAAAAAABL0/TPWcA7mRqsk/s200/154381_l.JPG" alt="Jack Skeleton" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173955765401130962" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;The Three Wishes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-7472063927686242227?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/7472063927686242227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=7472063927686242227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/7472063927686242227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/7472063927686242227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/02/three-wishes.html' title='The Three Wishes'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R82VWxhRl9I/AAAAAAAABL0/TPWcA7mRqsk/s72-c/154381_l.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-5379004878147377823</id><published>2008-02-10T10:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T15:40:47.788-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Misc'/><title type='text'>dizzler</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dizzler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" height="350" width="500"&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dizzler.com/player/pod.swf"&gt; &lt;param name="FlashVars" value="p=U47ceecb02c39f"&gt; &lt;param name="quality" value="best"&gt; &lt;param name="scale" value="noborder"&gt; &lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt; &lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;  &lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dizzler.com/player/pod.swf" flashvars="p=U47ceecb02c39f" quality="best" scale="noborder" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="350" width="500"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-5379004878147377823?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/5379004878147377823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=5379004878147377823' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/5379004878147377823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/5379004878147377823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/02/dizzler.html' title='dizzler'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-305163393629642527</id><published>2008-02-09T20:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T01:43:49.439-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shiit List</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R81isRhRl8I/AAAAAAAABLo/NmUdRF6Ercs/s1600-h/lgfp1689%2Bjack-skellington-tim-burtons-nightmare-before-chrismas-poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R81isRhRl8I/AAAAAAAABLo/NmUdRF6Ercs/s200/lgfp1689%2Bjack-skellington-tim-burtons-nightmare-before-chrismas-poster.jpg" alt="Jack Skeleton" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173900059675301826" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Shiit List&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Password Pop up&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.1achat.de&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.1achat.de&lt;br /&gt;http://www.serveraces.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Certivicat exspired message&lt;br /&gt;http://ks31569.kimsufi.com&lt;br /&gt;http://youngliving.org&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Save to disk Message appers&lt;br /&gt;http://www.on42ndstreet.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sound issue noisy and anying ad's&lt;br /&gt;http://1019.1stepsystem.com/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-305163393629642527?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/305163393629642527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=305163393629642527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/305163393629642527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/305163393629642527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/02/shiit-list.html' title='Shiit List'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R81isRhRl8I/AAAAAAAABLo/NmUdRF6Ercs/s72-c/lgfp1689%2Bjack-skellington-tim-burtons-nightmare-before-chrismas-poster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7889188796159160675.post-6195161754630872146</id><published>2008-02-08T02:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T01:43:49.599-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jack Skeleton</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R81hmRhRl7I/AAAAAAAABLg/ZdWVxkdz_70/s1600-h/jack-skeleton.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R81hmRhRl7I/AAAAAAAABLg/ZdWVxkdz_70/s200/jack-skeleton.jpg" alt="Jack Skeleton" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173898857084458930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Misc Garbage List&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.1achat.de&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.bandspace.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.largemouthbassextreme.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://downloads.digitaltrends.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.errotica-archives.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.myfreexxx.net&lt;br /&gt;http://reviews.digitaltrends.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://lesjardinsdusexe.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.western-enterprises.co.uk/&lt;br /&gt;http://media.digitaltrends.com&lt;br /&gt;http://1019.1stepsystem.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.mc-nudes.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.egoldrevolution.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://goldinbooks.us/top-ten-host/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.club-lotto16.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.cioa-tunisie.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.okm.ro/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.netgociamos.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://revolutionners.free.fr/blog/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.freedom.ws/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.luxemil.com/&lt;br /&gt;http://www.monobsededemec.com/&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.ukpayz.com&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.theultimateprogram.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.mbd5882.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.1achat.de&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.ukpayz.com&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.bandspace.com&lt;br /&gt;Http://www.theultimateprogram.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.mbd5882.net&lt;br /&gt;http://www.on42ndstreet.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.serveraces.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.betsprofit.com&lt;br /&gt;http://ks31569.kimsufi.com&lt;br /&gt;http://ukpayz.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7889188796159160675-6195161754630872146?l=0-abc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/feeds/6195161754630872146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7889188796159160675&amp;postID=6195161754630872146' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/6195161754630872146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7889188796159160675/posts/default/6195161754630872146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://0-abc.blogspot.com/2008/02/jack-skeleton.html' title='Jack Skeleton'/><author><name>Cigamybab</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09328462526811067547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/8081/640/5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_00KLyKyew28/R81hmRhRl7I/AAAAAAAABLg/ZdWVxkdz_70/s72-c/jack-skeleton.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
